GRAVY TRAIN!!!! is the bitter brainchild of Chunx, your standard honky ho, who obsessed over JJ Fad lyrics (‘I seen better pictures on a can of Alpo‘), bitched about tiny-donged menz, and suffered from the frightening split affliction of burgerphilia/nymphomania. Funx… (Read More)

death side walkers, party wrestling, speech impediments, scheduling appointments, casa bonita then bingo, patterns and repetition, every bike ever, watching my kombucha baby grow, making things better and better. (Read More)

Raping your dead corpse since 2005… (Read More)

We write songs. That’s what we do. Indie rock? maybe. Pop? possibly. totally sweet? you tell me. John plays drums. Suzi plays bass and sings. Nathan plays guitar and sings. We, The Pseudo Dates, dig on harmonies and raunchy garage pop… (Read More)